Harpo EnviroMin John Baird is a huckster, a dabbler in the Dark Arts, a master of sleight-of-hand. Well, maybe not exactly a master because he and SHarper have tried to con us twice and it hasn’t worked but you have to give him full points for trying.

That’s why Bairdo is now talking tough on the Athabasca Tar Sands, or at least future projects which, he promises, will have to achieve unattainable targets using nonexistant technologies that we’ve been told for a decade are just around the corner. Our Furious Leader’s 800-pound gorilla (and he really does look like one) beats his chest, bares his fangs in anguished roars and flings dung about his cage proclaiming loudly that they’ll do better next time or, if not, then the time after that, or the one after that, or sooner or later or eventually, maybe.

It’s all show. Really, it’s all for worrywart voters. “Look mom”, he proclaims, reaching deep into his diapers, “look what I’ve made for you!” Sorry for all the scatalogical references but it’s a preposterously scatalogical plan.

It’s designed to showcase initiatives; bright, shiny, sparkling distractions; not to achieve a meaningful reduction in our nation’s GHG emissions. If he wanted to do what really matters, Baird would be showcasing something other than fanciful ideas – he’d be defining limits, hard caps on greenhouse gas emissions.

Why are the Tories so afraid of greenhouse gas emission caps? It’s obvious when you think about it. It’s because it would mean carbon rationing, allocation of a national, total maximum permissible carbon emission quota, and how else can you carve up something you’ve rationed except on a per capita basis? Why should a guy from Ontario be limited to X-tonnes of GHG emissions when a guy from Alberta gets 4X? If we’re all going to have to sacrifice, shouldn’t we all bear the same sacrifice? Of course we should, it’s the quintessential Canadian way, rien?

You see, once you set hard caps, emissions = money and potentially big money. Alberta doesn’t want to share its good fortune, it’s petro-wealth, but it sure wants you to share it’s petro-dirt. Whatever limits are set, it wants your province not it’s own to bear the disproportionate burden, to carry the environmental cost of its wildly lucrative Tar Sands.

Worse yet, is what the idea of carbon rationing on an equitable, per capita rationale would or could lead to. Why, if we entertained such revolutionary thinking at home, how would we begin to refute the Chinese and the Indian claims for similar, per capita quotas? What might begin in Athabasca could wind up undoing the entire New World Order.

That’s why Bairdo is cavorting about promising to “do better” because what’s he really trying to do is to keep the same shell game going for just as long as he and our Furious Leader can get away with it.

I hope I’ve given you something to think about, a fresh way of looking at exactly what lies behind the Tories environmental scheming. Harpo, Bairdo and the rest of them are cheap shills for Big Oil and the sooner we see that plain reality, the sooner we’ll find a way of dealing with this problem.